Serrated Knife

How do I remove a serrated knife from a wound without doing more damage? ?
I'd rather not go to the hospital because the explanation is rather humiliating. I'm not bleeding too bad but the blade from the pocket knife is completely embedded.
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING/TYPING THIS QUESTION WITH A SERRATED KNIFE IN YOU
You can remove it safely, how I'm not going to tell you BECAUSE you have to get your wound sutured and stitched. That and you might have possible nerve, artery or damage to something that if you were to pull it out you'd screw yourself over farther. Go to the hospital. NOW.
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